Sunday, February 17, 2013

Ready for BN?

Ahhh yess the usual political post!
Wait, this isn't usual. LOL
In fact this might be one of the few times I prat about politics.

So recently PSY came to Penang, Malaysia to perform Gangnam Style for the people of Penang!
And yes, the performance was extraordinary, but what comes before and after the performance is the main highlights.
We all know PSY is famous for Gangnam Style.
And hiring him to Malaysia costs RM2.1M apparently.
JUST FOR 1 SONG.
Which is cool, cause people likes it.

But guess what, his performance was delayed by 1 hour or so.
I mean come on, I know of Malaysian's lack of punctuality but this?
Its ridonkulous.
You invited an international star to perform and end up delaying his performance?
Not cool bro. NOT COOL.

But lets watch the video before I prat anymore.


And the speech before his performance?
Bro, you wanna win the election so much to the extent of throwing your dignity away is it.
When people say no, IT MEANS NO.
Stop asking the same question over and over again please.
Its like sticking your face into the feces over and over again.
Looks like BN is getting treatment like kannaPSY now huh. HAHHAH!
Oh and kannaPSY is just a bad pun.
Don't bother get the joke if you aren't a hokkien person which is a good thing.

But finally huh, after the Listen, listen, listen case, at least the public knows how to reply.
Which reminds me, I didn't blogged about the listen listen listen trend huh?
LOL.
Maybe I should blog next HAHHA!

*ahem*
I hear that BN also tried to make PSY sing BN Style.
Which is.... just... ughh...
But thank heavens PSY rejected that offer.
I am sorry if I offended BN peoples but yeah that kinda crossed the line.
Throwing BN's face for an election? Fine by me.
By all means, go ahead.
But you do know PSY is an international star no?
What happens when the video gets to other country and this piece of news reaches there too?
They will be like "Ohhh those Malaysians are so thick faced" or "Man, never knew Malaysians were this ____"
Fill in the blanks. Any answer is possible.

Let me make it a better picture for ya'll out there.
I will quote this from a page from facebook.

1. The delayed PSY Performance.
RIDING on the wave of attention just before PSY shows up, Teng Chang Yeow, Najib and Rosmah consecutively put up their monkey shows to 'entertain' the audience. PSY's performance was delayed from 1130 to 1215.

2. Najib's son's speech.
This speech had only one purpose: To use Najib's son's Chinese-speaking skills to engage the audience. However, this failed miserably when all the audience could hear was: 古人常说,"一日之计在于晨,一年之计在于春"and "一分耕耘,一分收获", which by the way, had nothing to do with what he had to say.

3. Najib's attempts to engage the audience.
When Najib shouted "Satu!", many of the local UMNO youth shouted, "Malaysia!" But when Najib shouted "一个!" Nobody answered him. He repeated it thrice. And the silence repeated itself thrice.

4. Rosmah's performance
The audience, now impatient to see PSY, BOOed when Rosmah surfaced on stage to sing CNY songs. But singing was too laborious a task for our plump, pampered first lady, who could only lip-sync to the background music.

5. The FAILED impromptu attempt to trick PSY to 捞生
Teng Chang Yeow, Najib, Rosmah, Abdullah Badawi were ready with their chopsticks. But PSY, who had arrived since 6am, refused to appear on stage to 捞生with the BN leaders to preserve his neutrality. After a few minutes, all the BN leaders were ousted off the stage to make way for the Glorious Gangnam.

6. "Are you ready for BN?" "NO!"
"Are you ready for PSY?" asked the Emcee.
"Yes!" cheered the people.

"Are you ready for BN?" asked the Emcee, slipping in a trick question.
"NO!" thundered the people who were not fooled.

* CORRECTION: The 'EMCEE' is Najib himself, we have verified this fact from footage and personal accounts of attendees. Which makes it....even funnier!

7. Leaving before Najib
No group photos, no handshakes. As soon as PSY shouted, "Thank you very much!", and while Najib was still trembling in his seat, people left theirs, leaving behind piles of uneaten food. The Emcee was as quiet as a clam, knowing that it would be impossible to call the crowd back.

CONCLUSION:
Psy came for the money. The people came for the free food and performances. Who cares about BN and its bid for power?


This is all that apparently happened at the concert in Penang.
Luckily BN didn't interfered with PSY's encore request for another round of Gangnam Style.
If they do, things would be really bad.

But Kudos PSY! For being a supporter of public than BN.
I salute you bro :)
In order not to touch anymore sensitive topic,I guess I shall end my post now.

In the end, let us all enjoy some Gangnam Style shall we :)


TOODLES!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

CNY 2013

So yes, am back at random odd hours to blog.

Happy Chinese New Year readers!

Although by this time many would be either outside gambling or playing with fireworks.
Meh, all I care is about food. Buahahah!
Since when I became such a pig lol.
Don't ever forget those angpaos man.
Little red packets that make your life colorful ahhaha

This year since everyone is kinda busy as live had already moved on
Plus everyone is already aging growing up, so things we used to do is no longer fun.
In the past, I used to play masak-masak and lotsa fireworks with my cousins.(NO KIDDING)
Fireworks huh, man such nostalgic memories.
I used to plug one of the football bomb underground and light it up.
Made it look like some idiot stepped on a landmine and exploded.
Better yet, I planted the rocket firework UPSIDEDOWN.
So it shot down and exploded on the ground. HAHHAHA!!
Man how I has balls last time. LOL
For masak-masak(cooking game)the ingredients we used were a lil too extreme. LOL
I remember using car oils, petrols and some other flammable and crazy stuffs.
In the end, we mix all of it, and just light it up. BURNNNN BABY BURNNNNN

*coughs*
Getting back at hand, CNY is normally the noisiest most loudest (yes exaggerated grammar repetition) time of the year due to fireworks and well gambling of course.
But this year's CNY for me, is particularly calm and quiet.
Even had time to watch Running Man and some animes!
When I should be doing assignment I do all those other meaningless stuffs.
Oh well, some countries needs to be ruled with an iron fist.
Countries such as procrastiNATION must be ruled! Rawrrrr

Nah kidding.
Anyways, an anime really got me back into the anime fetish now.(yes time for some geeky corner!)
Its really a really nice anime!
Its about the meeting of a couple in an online game.
Where they are trapped inside there fighting for their lives for real.
Just can't help but say that anime still do produce such lovely/cheesy love story.
Definitely one of the recommended animes you guys should watch!
I might come back to being an otaku.
Nahh, maybe not :D

Aside from everything that happened during CNY, I got myself 3 awesome gundams!!
I must be one of the luckiest person on earth right now! HAHAH!

Oh well, thats all for my random prats.
Its the 3rd day of CNY and my angpao count is down to less than the fingers that I have.
Sad case. HAHAH
But its okay. At least I enjoyed the company of my family :)
To all of you out there who reads my blog....

Happy Chinese New Year
Gong Xi Fa Cai
Hong Bao Na Lai!!!
^_^



TOODLES!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2013!

Ah yes, the usual "Woah, really left this blog for a LONG time." starting phrase.
Frankly getting tired of it man. HAHAHAH but yeah, that is all there is to it.

Guess I lost my passion in typing to express my feeling.
And note to self, I am a really good actor.
Why? Half of my life is made up by pretending. HAHAHA

Okay enough with pessimistic craps.
Nonetheless, this years blogroll is kinda of a drag.

Now I understand the feeling of college students.
Ain't got the time to sit your sorry ass down on the chair at all lol.
Given that it is my semester break, I want to spend my time with people I love and my dearly beloved-piled-up dramas. LOL

Oh well, since we survived 21 Dec 2012, you are all now eligible to call yourself a Survivor.
Differences is, the world doesn't even give a damn.
HAHAHAH
And I hear it was postponed to 2015.
Like seriously?
Don't you guys get tired?

Originally wanted to make a lame blogpost on 21 Dec with contents such as imaginary disaster.
You know? Like live broadcast, but in blog form.
I imagined that if apocalypse really occurred, people in facebook or twitter would go like
"OH MY GOSH THE TSUNAMI IS HEADING MY WAY! GOODBYE PEOPLE ;'("
or
"STANDING IN FRONT A VOLCANIC ERUPTION. WHAT A LAST SIGHT TO BEHOLD"
Pffttt, geeks.
Or should I say modern era douches. HAHAHA

Getting back at hand
2013 huh?
Don't really hope much on 2013 at all.
Why?
Cause I know He has planned everything out for me.
Its just a matter of time and patience.

Nevertheless, 2012 has been kind to me.
I escaped death man!
And I mean it. Literally, escaped death.
How often do people get to survive a car wreck where a car is totally wrecked but the driver unscathed?
And yea, I realized that I have kept my car wreck case under the shadows for too long.
Not intending to expose it to anyone expect my non-existent readers. HAHAH
And have met alot of people who has impacted much in my life.
Some may hurt you, but guess what?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Life moves on, so do you.
Yet, I thank God for each and every person He has placed in my life.

And may be this might be too late but I wanna apologize to everyone whom I have offended or hurt by me intentionally or unintentionally.
And thank you to everyone who has made me for who I am today.
Glad to have each and everyone of you in my life :)

We might have our ups and downs, but hey, that is what life is no?
When life knocks you down, you either stand back up, or drag life down to the same level as your are. HAHAHA
Oh well, bad illustration.
Hoped the meaning gets through tho. HAHAH

Finally, would like to apologize to my blogs non-existent readers for not blogging for so long.
Here is a picture of a majestic Christmas tree I saw in Marina Island a few days back.

Happy new year peeps!! :)

TOODLES!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Ignore? Or not to ignore?

Have you ever been in a situation where people just starts to avoid you or boycott you for absolutely no reason?
Or you don't know why?
Or you did something but you didn't know of what you did?

My bet is that everyone once faced this situation at least one time in their lives.

This problem emerges or pops out almost instantly anytime anywhere.
But to solve this problem? 
Its a whole different story.

But that is what human nature is.
When we have nothing to do, we look for something to do.
In this case, the dumbest thing to do.

Lets put into a simple example.
A and B were close friends.
Suddenly, B starts to ignore A.
A wonders why.
In the end, A was to stressed up he killed himself. 
The end.

See?
That was a rather simple explanation no?
HA HA! 
But seriously.

You can't just ignore someone for something that they did unintentionally.
Unless they did it intentionally, then you have every damn right to ignore them.
But there is a differences whether the person you are ignoring is innocent or guilty.

If you are the one being ignored/boycotted, try to find out the reason why you are being treated that way.
Because people don't just react without being stimulated.
Just like the Mimosa plant. 
It only closes when people touches it.
Like humans, our self defense mechanism don't just go off without someone trying to hurt us.
And maybe sometimes the reason for their actions isn't always have something to do with you.
It maybe due to another party or another situation.
So don't beat up yourself and think its your fault when people treats you this way. 
But to just stay strong and find the reason for their actions.

If you are the one ignoring/boycotting, confirm the fact with your own eyes.
We all know rumors is a MUST in this world.
And rumors=unconfirmed fact
You can't just judge someone when you hear a rumor about them.
Confirm it with your own eyes and then decide where to go from there.
Its just like smoke.
Where there is smoke, you don't just run into the smoke do you? You would eventually ram into a wall or obstacle.
But instead you will be more careful and walk slowly, feeling whatever that is in front of you.
Likewise, if you just trust in what other people says without confirming, you will hurt yourself and the person you are ignoring.

Also never forget that we are not perfect.
Humans are never perfect.
No matter how you strive for perfection, you will never attain it.
The key point is that you must learn how to live with your imperfections.
Thats the only way to a happy lifestyle.

When the society starts to turn against you, don't think that the society is wrong or judgmental only.
We have to think about their viewpoint too.
In other words, look at yourself in the mirror.
Focus on improving yourself from time to time.
Find out what you did wrong and where it went wrong then improve.

But if you DID something wrong and you know it and you just wanna be ignorant about the fact that you once did it?

Go kill yourselves.
You were aware that you once did something bad, and you just intend to patch things up like it never happened?
You are just digging your own grave.
Or if you know that you have a bad attitude and you couldn't care less to change it
You wont get anywhere with that.

Not everyone in this world knows what to do when it happens.
But we just need some guidance and reminder that we need help.

Phrase to remember?
"Always strive for improvement, not perfection"
"Willingness to change gives you more keys to open different doors"

Life is like a huge hallway.
There are multiple doors, with multiple tenants in it.
Will you find an empty room to stay?
Or will you just sleep in the hallway path?
Your choice.

I am aware that I have come up with multiple Life Idioms for multiple situations/occasions.
But it's all relevant and meaningful no?
I might be just getting ahead of myself lol xD

Nevertheless, the feeling of people walking away from you hurts.
But note that also when you decide to do something, you can't just erase it leisurely.
If you wanna walk away, just go.
Never come back, because not everyone is a fool.
We learn from mistakes...... eventually.

So I bid ya'll a good day, and God bless! ^^

TOODLES